Emma is one of the latest talents to join the Law Offices of Torres & Haroldson. She pulls double-duty first as the face of the Firm greeting everyone who comes in through the doors or calls
on the phone, and second as a paralegal supporting our family law clients.
Personal Background
Emma is a product from the Apple Capital of the World with a B.A. in Global Development and Economics. When Emma is not working, she and her husband John enjoy exploring Fairwood and all
the food-fare it has to offer. Emma spends her free time baking, hiking, camping, and attempting to keep houseplants alive.
Serious Q & A
We sat down with Danielle to see if we could dig deeper and get to know her a little better. Here’s what we found out. . . .
Q: On average, how many times a week do you hurt herself trying to dance in the shower?
A: I’m not coordinated enough to even attempt it.
Q: What’s the most money you’ve ever drunkenly spent at McDonald’s?
A: Not a big McDonald’s fan, if I’m drunk I’m trying to find a diner.
Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, how intolerable do you find baby pictures on Facebook?
A: It depends on how cool the baby is.
Q: How many bowls of cereal do you eat every single day and why aren’t you eating more?
A: If there’s Cap’n Crunch in my house it won’t last two days.
Q: Who would you let punch you directly in the face?
A: Probably my best friend, but I feel like she’d probably have a good reason.
Q: How many days have you gone without showering?
A: Probably about a week while camping.
Q: How old were you when you realized Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny probably never actually new one another in real life?
A: I’m pretty sure they met in The Santa Clause 2, and if that’s not real life then I’m not sure what is.
Q: Can you fit your whole fist in your mouth?
A: No.
Q: What’s your favorite flavor of Skittle?
A: Red.
Q: How many sandwiches have you eaten off the floor?
A: I mean probably at least one.
Q: How many bottles of wine have you finished without ever actually pouring any of the wine into a glass?
A: None, I’m not a big wine gal.
Q: Who was your favorite Power Ranger?
A: I was never a big Power Rangers fan.
Q: What did you do the night Whitney Houston died?
A: I’m not sure, I was pretty young.
Q: How many donuts are you capable of eating in one sitting?
A: One of my proudest accomplishments is finishing a dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts on my own in one sitting.
Q: Who was your favorite Spice Girl?
A: Probably Baby Spice. But only because her name is also Emma.
Q: How violently did you have to fight the urge to scream when you hear the ice cream truck coming?
A: I’m too busy checking if my mom has cash.
Q: Say there’s like a whole box of Teddy Grahams in a room all by themselves. Say I left them there and told you not to eat any until I got back. How long would it take you to disobey my wishes?
A: You can have the Teddy Grahams.
Q: How many Taylor Swift songs do you actually listen to every single day?
A: Every day? It varies. Sometimes none, sometimes I have my T-Swift playlist on loop. There’s a Taylor Swift song for all of life’s moments.
Q: How long after you feel full do you keep eating for?
A: I usually eat until I feel like I need to lay down.
Q: How many hours after getting paid does it take you to spend your entire pay check?
A: I meticulously budget all of my money, and then immediately ignore my budget the second my paycheck hits my bank account.
Q: Do you agree that Harry Potter was a huge a-hole and probably the least exciting character in the entire series?
A: Yes. Neville should have been the main character.
Q: How many people do you fall in love with every day?
A: None.
Q: How many friendships have you ruined because you refused to play a game of Monopoly mercifully?
A: I try to avoid board games with new friends, monopoly brings out the worst in me.
Q: What do you do when a baby just stares at you in public? Like, doesn’t even blink, just maintains intense, aggressive eye contact with their baby face. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO IN THIS SITUATION?
A: Make faces and wave until baby laughs or mom notices.
Q: What is your favorite kind of cookie?
A: A soft chocolate chip. If it’s crunchy I don’t want it. I mean I do want it, but I won’t like it as much.
Q: How long do you wait after finishing your first plate of food before getting a second plate of food?
A: I’m usually thinking about seconds before I’m done with my first plate.
Q: When you’re at a buffet, how many trays of food do you start off with?
A: One tray, with a tiny bit of everything.
Q: What’s the weirdest place you’ve ever unintentionally vomited?
A: Walmart.
Q: What’s the weirdest place you’ve ever intentionally vomited?
A: I don’t know if I’ve ever intentionally vomited?
Q: If I gave you $10 bucks to go buy me chocolate milk, and it only cost $3, would you bring me all the change or would you tell me it was actually $10? Because I’ll know. I’ll know chocolate milk doesn’t cost that much.
A: I could never pocket the change. The guilt would keep me up at night.
Q: How many seconds would it take you to eat this entire block of cheese?
A: What type of cheese? But also, 5 minutes or less.
Q: Have you ever found the image of a biblical figure on a piece of toast?
A: I don’t typically check my toast for biblical figures.
Q: How long does it take you to scroll through Facebook before giving up?
A: I threw out the whole app.
Q: Who do you just hate the most?
A: I’m sure she’s nice but having been forced to watch one too many of her videos when I was a nanny, JoJo Siwa is my arch nemesis.
Q: Do you think Zac Efron is really nice in real life or does he just walk around with his abs out telling people to go fetch him vegetables?
A: Listen, I watched his Netflix show and he seems like he might actually be a nice person.
Q: What’s your favorite thing to order from the Olive Garden?
A: I’m too busy eating the bread sticks to worry about what’s coming after.
Q: How many times does it take for you to listen to a song that you love before you actually hate it instead?
A: I can listen to the same song on repeat for months.
Q: Do you ever stop and think about the number of soiled diapers in the world? Like. Whoa. Am I right?
A: I try not to.
Q: Have you ever started petting a really fluffy dog and just gotten very overwhelmed by how fluffy this dog is?
A: Yes, it’s a constant problem in my life.
Q: Finally, and this one is important, so please pay attention. What do you think cats dream about?
A: Murder.
And, there you have it everyone. Now, we all know Emma just a little bit better! In all seriousness, we at Torres & Haroldson are lucky to have her and enjoy her being part of our team.
