Danielle is one of the latest talents to join the Law Offices of Torres & Haroldson. She is a paralegal and is located with Angie in our “Power” room greeting everyone who comes in through
the doors or calls on the phone. More importantly, she signed on to take over the role of wrangling Peter.
Personal Background
Danielle started working in the legal arena in the late-2010s. When Danielle is not working, she enjoys cheering on her daughter Sam at her sporting events or spending time with her older
son Michael when he’s not focused on his collegiate studies (or gaming). Danielle also spends time with her boyfriend and his two daughters, and her other family and friends as time allows. She enjoys watching movies, going to concerts, painting, and loves
photography.
Serious Q & A
We sat down with Danielle to see if we could dig deeper and get to know her a little better. Here’s what we found out. . . .
Q: On average, how many times a week do you hurt herself trying to dance in the shower?
A: Zero times per week. I’m a great dancer and very coordinated!
Q: What’s the most money you’ve ever drunkenly spent at McDonald’s?
A: Not McDonald’s but Wendy’s. I spent however much large fries and a frosty cost back in the day (to dip the fries in the frosty)
Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, how intolerable do you find baby pictures on Facebook?
A: I love babies so 1, if 1 is the least intolerable.
Q: How many bowls of cereal do you eat every single day and why aren’t you eating more?
A: I don’t actually eat cereal every day and I don’t know why.. thank you for the reminder!
Q: Who would you let punch you directly in the face?
A: I got hit in the face with a jet ski when I was a teenager, so if I have to choose, I would let Jason Momoa (Yumoa) because it likely wouldn’t hurt as bad as the jet ski (and he would probably be looking directly into my eyes so I don’t really see an issue).
Q: How many days have you gone without showering?
A: 5 days. I was camping / or sick.
Q: How old were you when you realized Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny probably never actually new one another in real life?
A: What are you talking about? They totally know each other in real life.
Q: Can you fit your whole fist in your mouth?
A: Hang on, let me try… nope!
Q: What’s your favorite flavor of Skittle?
A: The red ones.
Q: How many sandwiches have you eaten off the floor?
A: At least two .. five second rule!
Q: How many bottles of wine have you finished without ever actually pouring any of the wine into a glass?
A: None.
Q: Who was your favorite Power Ranger?
A: The blue one.
Q: What did you do the night Whitney Houston died?
A: I don’t remember, but my kids were little, so likely the usual bedtime routines, laundry and dishes!
Q: How many donuts are you capable of eating in one sitting?
A: I try to limit myself to one but could probably eat three, but only one can have sprinkles.
Q: Who was your favorite Spice Girl?
A: Mel B.
Q: How violently did you have to fight the urge to scream when you hear the ice cream truck coming?
A: Did? I still run out there if I hear an ice cream truck!
Q: Say there’s like a whole box of Teddy Grahams in a room all by themselves. Say I left them there and told you not to eat any until I got back. How long would it take you to disobey my wishes?
A: I would definitely wait until you got back, for sure.
Q: How many Taylor Swift songs do you actually listen to every single day?
A: I don’t listen to her songs every day but I do have binge sessions, so that would probably average them out to one per day.
Q: How long after you feel full do you keep eating for?
A: It depends on what pants I’m wearing.
Q: How many hours after getting paid does it take you to spend your entire paycheck?
A: 96 hours.
Q: Do you agree that Harry Potter was a huge a-hole and probably the least exciting character in the entire series?
A: I agree that he was the least exciting but wouldn’t call him an a-hole.. but now I feel like I need to re-read / watch to re-evaluate my answer.
Q: How many people do you fall in love with every day?
A: At least 5.
Q: How many friendships have you ruined because you refused to play a game of Monopoly mercifully?
A: None.. I’m not as ruthless a player as my teenager so should maybe learn from her!
Q: What do you do when a baby just stares at you in public? Like, doesn’t even blink, just maintains intense, aggressive eye contact with their baby face. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO IN THIS SITUATION?
A: Talk to the baby in that obnoxious baby voice (also the same voice for animals) until baby makes some kind of facial expression, laughs or cries.
Q: What is your favorite kind of cookie?
A: Oreos.. or these yummy cookies that I make with chocolate chips, rice Krispies, coconut and oatmeal.
Q: How long do you wait after finishing your first plate of food before getting a second plate of food?
A: Just a few seconds.
Q: When you’re at a buffet, how many trays of food do you start off with?
A: One tray, multiple plates.
Q: What’s the weirdest place you’ve ever unintentionally vomited?
A: The airport is the only weird place I can think of.
Q: What’s the weirdest place you’ve ever intentionally vomited?
A: In the bushes before work. I may have been hungover and knew it needed to happen to get on with my day. I just jumped up and down repeatedly until it happened. (FYI this was not recent and not in your bushes)
Q: If I gave you $10 bucks to go buy me chocolate milk, and it only cost $3, would you bring me all the change or would you tell me it was actually $10? Because I’ll know. I’ll know chocolate mile doesn’t cost that much.
A: It might actually cost $10.00 to buy chocolate milk now, but if it’s less, I will give you exact change.
Q: How many seconds would it take you to eat this entire block of cheese?
A: If it was shredded and the smaller block, I would shred it on some nachos, and it would be gone in a few minutes. I wouldn’t be able to do it otherwise.
Q: Have you ever found the image of a biblical figure on a piece of toast?
A: I have not.
Q: How long does it take you to scroll through Facebook before giving up?
A: Usually only a few minutes.
Q: Who do you just hate the most?
A: I don’t actually hate anyone.
Q: Do you think Zac Efron is really nice in real life or does he just walk around with his abs out telling people to go fetch him vegetables?
A: He seems nice, so I’m sure he at least says please and thank you when he tells people to fetch them.
Q: What’s your favorite thing to order from the Olive Garden?
A: Lasagna. Or cheesecake.
Q: How many times does it take for you to listen to a song that you love before you actually hate it instead?
A: I guess that depends. I can listen to a song on repeat and then hate it for a little while, but then listen to it again later and not feel the same hatred.
Q: Do you ever stop and think about the number of soiled diapers in the world? Like. Woah. Am I right?
A: I never thought about it before but now that I am, I think parents should really get their act together and start potty training immediately after birth.
Q: Have you ever started petting a really fluffy dog and just gotten very overwhelmed by how fluffy this dog is?
A: Uh, yeah. Every fluffy dog!
Q: Finally, and this one is important, so please pay attention. What do you think cats dream about?
A: Cats dream about themselves, and being home alone so they can jump on the counters and do all of the things they’re not allowed to when their humans are home.
And, there you have it everyone. Now, we all know Danielle just a little bit better! In all seriousness, we at Torres & Haroldson are lucky to have her and enjoy her being part of our team.
Victor J. Torres
